onlyemma's Diaryland Diary

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2003-12-31 - "please, never mention that again Kathryn..."
2003-12-22 - "your Honour, she was just sipping her tea and..."
2003-12-09 - unfinished...just like my essays
2003-12-04 - done it. Phew
2003-11-15 - a modern day mystery
2003-11-12 - such a geek
2003-10-03 - "My name's Emma and I like gerkins"
2003-09-27 - Freshers Week
2003-09-18 - "I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by...it's alright cuz I'm Saved by the Bell"
2003-09-15 - child-like or childish?
2003-08-27 - Last Day at the Needle's Eye Cafe
2003-08-26 - mmmm minty...
2003-08-14 - A-Level results....what A-level results? Huh? Where am I?
2003-07-27 - Needles Eyeeeoh my God!
2003-07-20 - Guess where I am!
2003-07-16 - "Feel the fear, and do it anyway"
2003-07-14 - "seeya later, tomorrow's calling, I've gotta run. It's so exciting, a little scary. I wish you could come."
2003-07-11 - Places to go, people to see, application forms to fill, iced buns to buy
2003-07-08 - beginnings of quiz junkiedom
2003-06-30 - choose your own title
2003-06-22 - In an Mmmbop he's gone
2003-06-16 - Commentary: I wrote this because it amused me.
2003-06-12 - "critically examine the roles of gender in religion with regards to religious participation and religious organisations". NO. You do it.
2003-06-11 - "So, examiner, what do you think to the justification of law-breaking?"
2003-06-03 - "bits and juice my darlin'?"
2003-06-02 - the good and the bad of it
2003-05-31 - leave your house in our care at your own risk
2003-05-25 - "...but I want you to know. I'm a dic. I'm addicted to you."
2003-05-21 - Study Leeeeave
2003-05-12 - "aww, I'm gonna miss that rancid sixth form stench"
2003-05-09 - the door
2003-04-22 - "Day One. Johnny has gone into Greggs for a Pasty"
2003-04-05 - "welcome to Centre Parcs, after your holiday you will be needing some sort of counselling. Enjoy your stay"
2003-03-22 - �25 and THEY looked after ME!
2003-03-15 - I'm sooo bored
2003-03-03 - I blame YOU for my cold
2003-03-02 - "WOW! They have tiles on the CEILING!"
2003-02-19 - "i'm creative, really I am. Watch me yawn..."
2003-02-14 - "Oh I'm so happy for you!!!" Shut up
2003-02-06 - The London Trip 2003, by Emma and Bec
2003-01-13 - "Get out, NOW!!"
2003-01-03 - Aloha!
2002-12-31 - Grandad
2002-12-16 - This one's for my #1 fan (you poor boy)
2002-12-10 - "No School tomorrow! Yay!" oh how wrong was I? I'm sooo bored...
2002-12-08 - "Mummy, why does Santa smell of beer?"
2002-11-25 - "love on the liiiiiine"
2002-11-21 - long time no.......write?
2002-10-28 - "hello... can I speak to Captain Birdseye please? It's his wife..."
2002-10-24 - My day at Huddersfield and all the rest...
2002-10-16 - "it sooo was Gareth's dad!"
2002-10-10 - oh the fun of Sixth Form!
2002-09-26 - I'm at school. Nice
2002-09-23 - EARTHQUAKE!
2002-08-30 - my dad's a shopaholic
2002-08-20 - Could I get any sadder? And is sadder even a word?
2002-07-28 - "Emma, turn that music down! I can hear it outside...." "I'll drink to that!"
2002-07-22 - pink bike
2002-07-13 - Dear Lord, [prayer], Amen
2002-07-03 - "please collect a mediterranian lime coloured sheet...."
2002-06-11 - read this, you will
2002-06-07 - I'm not dead Jodie :-)
2002-05-20 - "The Cognitive approach is......erm.........errr..........ummm.......dammit. Kill me now."
2002-05-18 - "There's Bargain Booze.......oh, they must not have seen it....why don't you pip the horn and tell them?"
2002-05-07 - really good in tricky situations girl
2002-05-02 - loner-no friends jogging girl
2002-04-28 - edited in 2006 because it's rubbish
2002-04-25 - "You know that picture of a gorilla on your bedroom wall.... its really a mirror".
2002-04-23 - dictionary in the dictionary
2002-04-21 - "well at least it's clean...." Yes it is, Mary Poppins. Now get out of my house!
2002-04-20 - The best thing since sliced bread
2002-04-16 - another quiz from a stranger. How am I expected to know what 'her song' is??
2002-04-15 - look, it itches, ok? No I'm not picking my nose on camera.
2002-04-15 - "mmm....boy-who-shall-remain-nameless"
2002-04-13 - the favourite food of a total stranger from God-knows-where, is pizza.
2002-04-10 - right, left, right, left, right...fun,fun,fun, I do love to jog, I do
2002-03-29 - just write the address to the Barbie magazine on the envelope, it's not hard! Of course we don't look suspicious!
2002-03-20 - MacDonalds boy and Hum-dingers
2002-03-12 - item number 231 395
2002-02-25 - please don't throw sweets at my head
2002-02-17 - man across the street
2002-02-09 - mum's the word
2002-02-08 - my so-called Hernia Operation
2002-01-24 - just one on one, oooooh...
2002-01-08 - Wilf Waffel, Mr Kent Clarke and Freda...
2002-01-02 - Richard and Orange face (that's me...)
2002-01-02 - pretzel face
2001-12-26 - Boxing Day
2001-12-23 - Christmas Eve Eve
2001-12-19 - party/adam/chris's diary/wohoo!!
2001-12-12 - Disneyland and Matt smells (according to Joe)
2001-12-11 - The Bad Twin
2001-12-11 - "thinking of becoming a christmas decorations junkie, what do you think?"
2001-12-03 - grrr
2001-11-29 - half a headache
2001-11-28 - TV - such a great invention. My favourite channels? Parliament and QVC of course!
2001-11-27 - Bouquet of Death