onlyemma's Diaryland Diary
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At least I'm not going out with a chav.
Another cheerless Valentine's day, helped along by these ladies:
Watching Loose Women was not the best decision today. They all had video messages and giant cards from their husbands and boyfriends and embarrasingly, one of them was even sung to. It doesn't half make you want to kill yourself.
However, before I fall into a pit of dispair - Jeremy Kyle helped a tremendous amount at cheering me up earlier. Honestly, if a lie detector test doesn't spell romance, I don't know what does!
Today there was a goth couple on for one. The girl was complaining about her boyfriend kissing her friend when they'd broken up and Jeremy Kyle was wondering why they were wasting his precious air time. He could easily have been using the time to stand on that bloody step, chanting "is your spouse not giving you the attention you deserve? Or maybe you're fed up with him or her and wish he or she were dead? If that's you, phone 0161... it's 50 40 60".
Why does he need to say the phone number like that? Why does he have to put 'it's' before the main numbers?
Anyway, this goth couple were on but the girl was out first, so she could complain to Jeremy on her own. Then her boyfriend came traipsing out to face the tedious music ("it's Mark on the show everyone!") and sat down, all pasty face and eyeliner.
Jeremy said, "Just look at him! He looks drained"
He's a goth, Jeremy.
1:03 p.m. - 2008-02-14
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