onlyemma's Diaryland Diary

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2019-10-26 - My dad and my worry.
2017-04-28 - If I were twee I would call this entry "Ramblings". It is shite.
2017-04-16 - I should be asleep but I've spent 10 minutes just staring.
2017-04-06 - Some of this was ages ago and some of it is today.
2017-03-09 - As I write this there is a whiff in the air.
2017-03-03 - I've topped up the toilet roll basket to full capacity.
2017-02-23 - That washing line is really taking a battering today.
2017-01-24 - (20)16 going on (20)17
2015-03-07 - Real Bride.
2013-06-10 - Boiler blues.
2013-05-30 - We have an electric blanket now.
2012-08-19 - Yes, there's hair dye on the toilet seat.
2012-04-08 - ... and that's shallot!
2012-02-18 - Sun, Tea and Suspicious Paperbacks.
2011-11-30 - That's so Zac.
2011-05-14 - Can I have 51 bits and 23 bobs please?
2011-05-04 - Huzzah!
2011-02-19 - I like milk and jam sandwiches too.
2010-11-09 - 'Click to get your Sim a life'
2010-06-17 - But I don't want it to taste like cherries.
2010-04-27 - Now I'll have time to eat all those chocolate mousses that have been playing on my mind.
2010-04-27 - An extremely belated yearly review: 2009 (written in January and recently found)
2010-03-30 - Outdoor Wear caters for all.
2010-03-09 - Tetris. The silent addiction.
2010-01-06 - Okay, you made a snowman. You're not at work.
2009-12-26 - I'm not eating any more pudding until I've had a poo.
2009-08-31 - 'I need to clean out her cage.' ' I love it when you talk dirty to me.'
2009-08-31 - 'The whole of London's with you. We all want to go back to school now. Phone your gran and your three-eyed mum, it's a big fat yes.'
2009-08-29 - Remember when Christopher Robin wouldn't eat his carrots?
2009-06-03 - Err.. what, Nick?
2009-06-01 - Blame it on the aerosol fumes.
2009-05-25 - The Phase Out.
2009-05-15 - Joe, Kevin, Emma and Nick.
2009-03-01 - So, on my way back from junior school.
2009-02-18 - Have I gone too far?
2009-01-24 - Another belated yearly review: 2008.
2009-01-20 - Today was mango and lime.
2009-01-11 - A-choo.
2008-12-30 - What kind of person ends an interview with a wave?
2008-10-10 - 'Now you're unemployed have you decided your new job is to use up all of the cutlery in the house?'
2008-09-20 - *Tumbleweed blows past*
2008-07-17 - 'Anyone for din dins?'
2008-05-19 - In simple terms...
2008-04-21 - Laminator love.
2008-04-14 - Cup of tea? Cup of tea?
2008-04-14 - Making the jobcentre proud.
2008-04-12 - 'And at the next junction... tuuuuurn riiiight!'
2008-04-10 - 'Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr meep meep!'
2008-03-26 - The Karen Game
2008-03-26 - Part 1
2008-03-14 - Turn that radiator down and get another jumper on.
2008-03-10 - 'Reasonable price, all inclusive single room. Very secure.'
2008-02-27 - Here today, gone today.
2008-02-25 - Pass me the Toilet Duck.
2008-02-19 - Crunchy friends in a liquid broth.
2008-02-19 - Fascination.
2008-02-17 - Madness runs in the family.
2008-02-16 - Open letter to Amy Winehouse (just kidding; it's you Kate)
2008-02-14 - At least I'm not going out with a chav.
2008-02-14 - (Very belated) Review: 2007.
2008-01-29 - Twenty-three years old.
2008-01-28 - 'Viiibe. You got it. Vibe. You got that viiiibe'
2008-01-25 - Why do you want to be in the Big Brother house?
2007-12-23 - pleab cab you path me the bonjela?
2007-11-21 - The clever/idiot balance is slowly being restored...
2007-11-16 - What an idiot.
2007-11-16 - No more toffees.
2007-10-17 - Nil By Mouth. Unless it's squishy.
2007-09-25 - I don't really.
2007-09-18 - I wish I was a lesbian
2007-09-04 - The Chat.
2007-09-01 - Soaring, flying....
2007-07-16 - If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit.
2007-07-14 - Emma who?
2007-05-31 - Cos I've had the time of my life.
2007-05-20 - Throwing up stories are the best way to make friends.
2007-05-03 - 10 of the spongey orangey beauts.
2007-04-27 - A brace AND leggings? Social death, social death!
2007-04-14 - Brace yourself.
2007-04-12 - Sponsored by Heinz
2007-04-09 - 'You know what we need? One of those machines that tones your muscles while you watch TV. That's what.'
2007-04-02 - 'Do NOT make chips'
2007-03-29 - 'Ms Fletcher, how did you know that?' 'Detective, I'm just cleverer than you.'
2007-03-28 - Unemployment is underrated.
2007-03-23 - Alcoholics Unanonymous
2007-03-19 - hats + overalls = instant sex appeal
2007-03-15 - Cut me and I bleed chocolate.
2007-02-19 - Super-Kate
2007-02-16 - It's Kiss-Your-Ex-Who's-No-Good-For-You Day!
2007-02-12 - Poo-ee!
2007-02-10 - Fun, fun, fun
2007-02-02 - 'Happy Birthday! Is it your 18th?'
2007-01-11 - 'I'm soooo not bothered' *cough*love me*cough*
2007-01-09 - Bed
2007-01-07 - 'Did yours start with a tickly throat?'
2007-01-01 - Review: 2006
2006-12-30 - A Mondeo!
2006-12-26 - Sherry Christmas everyone!
2006-12-24 - White Christmas 2006
2006-12-23 - 'your promises have never been anything you made them seem'
2006-12-21 - Of course he did.
2006-12-15 - Paolo x2
2006-12-08 - Hello Mr Nutini, fancy Leeds tonight?
2006-11-30 - Luckily, I think it was only a phase.
2006-11-27 - 'alright mard-arse'
2006-11-13 - quite a lot of kissing
2006-10-27 - Hope I'm not sick!
2006-10-25 - moving on
2006-10-18 - 300 very moving words about Alpen
2006-10-15 - I'm such a catch.
2006-10-13 - nothing nothing nothing.
2006-10-09 - I'm a big bore.
2006-09-30 - I bet everyone at Cadbury's is happy and fat...
2006-09-22 - swap places, anyone?
2006-09-21 - Klil me know, I'm barin ded.
2006-09-17 - The search for galactic nebulae has always been one of the most challenging types of visual observation, you see.
2006-08-30 - The Art of the Chocolatier
2006-08-13 - Yesterday
2006-08-10 - I think I may need a life now.
2006-08-09 - In too deep
2006-08-08 - My diaryland mojo has feebly returned.
2006-08-08 - all entried out
2006-08-02 - happy camping
2006-07-20 - Hurrah! The tears stayed in today.
2006-07-17 - a dry day.
2006-07-15 - Low
2006-07-05 - My life in mime
2006-06-23 - Re-discovering the old me and the art of story writing
2006-06-21 - A giant update of small events (plus photos)
2006-06-03 - enjoy your trip?
2006-05-29 - a photo opportunity
2006-05-27 - 'are you on work experience, little girl?'
2006-05-23 - Oh no, I'm hovering at the entrance of the adult world.
2006-05-21 - My pound sign doesn't work (and the Ball)
2006-05-20 - Worthy of praise.
2006-05-19 - new levels of boredom.
2006-05-18 - I seem to have a place in my heart for Liverpudlian footballers.
2006-05-16 - my loner-no friends day
2006-05-15 - Which bird is always out of breath?
2006-05-14 - Surrounded by tracksuits.
2006-05-11 - 'It's Emma on The Jeremy Kyle Show everyone!'
2006-05-07 - The end of an era
2006-04-28 - yummy hair
2006-04-27 - everything else is fun, but this.
2006-04-23 - To be 9 again.
2006-04-22 - I still hate you skinny jeans, though I will leave you be for now.
2006-04-17 - Woes about jeans
2006-04-16 - go away, strange man who looks in my room
2006-04-11 - Aaah, a guilt free entry. It feels so good.
2006-03-26 - Certifiably Insane
2006-03-24 - I am crapper than before
2006-03-19 - work, work, work.
2006-03-18 - achooo!
2006-03-15 - Prospects
2006-03-14 - Cloudy at first, clearing later
2006-03-13 - boredom, excitement and womanhood
2006-03-10 - Case Closed
2006-03-08 - Rants about Jeremy 'I know how you feel' Kyle
2006-03-04 - Oh crumbs
2006-03-03 - Stickle Bricks vs Lego
2006-03-01 - One girl, one life, not undercover
2006-02-28 - If only I could do some work
2006-02-27 - yes, this is about library books
2006-02-26 - Camera one, stop whatever you're not supposed to be doing.
2006-02-25 - mmm lemon barley. Yes please.
2006-02-24 - spontanious Emma
2006-02-23 - I am crap.
2006-02-20 - video
2006-02-20 - OH GOD, NOOOOO!!
2006-02-19 - CAPS LOCK IS ON
2006-02-17 - I am the green-eyed monster
2006-02-16 - my weird brain (and joggers)
2006-01-12 - yes, I'm from ITV *cough* work experience *cough*
2006-01-03 - The 'Big L' and the adventrues of Pineapple Chunks, the terrible mother
2005-11-17 - my blanket entry
2005-06-03 - Feels like I'm 15 again...
2005-05-26 - rubbishy
2005-03-14 - yep
2005-02-24 - aching
2005-02-04 - I WANT A WHOLE FREEZER DRAWER!
2005-01-26 - expensive shops and taxi drivers
2005-01-22 - Bestefar
2004-10-16 - Nanna
2004-08-04 - Kate stole my story *cough* lawsuit *cough*
2004-07-27 - I'll take the All Bran challenge!!
2004-05-27 - "other people's dreams are boring......but here's mine"
2004-05-19 - quite a lot of Kate
2004-05-15 - The revision starts..........NOW. I think.
2004-04-13 - Drunk Kate
2004-04-07 - The Rug
2004-03-14 - In the library. Woe is me.
2004-02-12 - I heart Dixons